mothafuckinsterio:

That grandma took none of the shit.

Team Grandma

Would like to stay for dinner?
WOULD YA LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?

collegehumor:

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omg the grandma part gets me mostly because one of the last things my grandma said to my mom was ” make sure she has a pretty wedding dress” 

really wish I had decent clothes to wear out tonight. If it stayed warm all year round I could look nice when I go out but NO the weather is obviously a frigid bitch. I WILL find something… even if it means I will freeze my ass off…. oh wait I don’t have any ass to lose so I guess I’ll be just fine! 

Well, it’s just one of those Saturdays when I don’t want to do anything. OH and yay for first post! except I need to change my picture and can’t figure out how :/